|A Joke. In a Bottle.|
Non-Alcoholic beer? Really? Why not just call it Orange Malt Drink?
What will we come up next? Non-Pork Bacon? Oh wait, we already have that, don't we?
Beef bacon? Turkey bacon?
Haha. Hahaha. Hah.
Totally defeats the whole spirit of this thing.
Spirit! Haha. Hahaha. Hah.
I totally crack myself up.